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2:57pm Derek's late... 2:58pm Who are these people?
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2:59pm I didn't see them on the invitations... 2:59pm Didn't Dawn say this started at 2:55?
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3:00pm Well, at least they left. 3:06pm Now who is this? I didn't know Derek had this many friends.
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3:09pm Oh wait... here they are! 3:10pm Aren't they a cute couple.
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3:10pm (insert favorite wedding song here) 3:11pm (insert overly long wedding song here)
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3:11pm Pssst! Hey Derek, here she comes.
Steady now!		 3:12pm Snif...
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3:12pm Sniff... 3:13pm Sob, weddings always make me cry...
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3:13pm Hey rocket scientist, you forgot this... 3:14pm With this ring...
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3:14pm (insert wedding vows here) 3:15pm (insert overly long wedding vows here)
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3:15pm "You may now kiss the bride" 3:16pm "Go ahead young man, what are ya waiting for"
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3:16pm "Smile for the camera... say... consumation" 3:17pm Hey, get your hands out of your pockets!
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3:17pm I'm happy for you. 3:18pm Hope to see you soon.

Dear newlyweds, I hope you don't mind my taking the liberty of adding the
"peanut gallery" comments. I just wanted to lighten my mood
since I wasn't able to be there in person.
Besides, if you get mad, I have a few miles head start!!

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